Buttswipes DONALD TRUMP "Happy Kwanzaa" Toilet Paper Funny Gag Gift Stocking Stuffer

Buttswipes DONALD TRUMP "Happy Kwanzaa" Toilet Paper Funny Gag Gift Stocking

Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer this Christmas! Can also be a tree ornament!This is just the best roll of toilet paper, it really is. All the top people and experts said I was gaining momentum late-Oct/early-Nov, but I didn't realize that I would still be on a roll come Christmas time. It's so wonderful, just really, really great. Time Magazine just put me on their cover, which believe me, is a true honor. Now I never have to worry about reading or wiping material ever again, which is just fantastic. I wiped out all of my competitors in 2016 and now here's their chance to wipe me out. America is so great, just really, really the best. Each roll is individually shrink-wrapped with its own color label. 160 sheets per roll with the image of Trump's "holy sh*t!" face printed on every sheet. Printed on virgin pulp paper with food-grade ink so it's actually safe to use! Also, all the pics are ACTUAL PHOTOS of the item, UNLIKE the other t.p. sellers who Photoshop images onto a blank roll. Their rolls aren't shrink-wrapped and it's printed on cheap, single-ply napkin textured paper. PLUS THEY ALL USE THE SAME TRUMP FACE! Take a look for yourself! Type in "Buttswipes" in the search box to see toilet paper featuring Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Kanye West, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, Putin, etc! Buttswipes-- a gift that truly leaves its mark!

  • Color: White
  • Brand: ButtswipesTM
  • ASIN: B01L65H66S

Hallmark Baby Festive Holiday Soft Snowman Rattle

Hallmark Baby Festive Holiday Soft Snowman

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our holiday themed rattles are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 5 different and adorable designs, these rattles will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP2NG3K
  • UPC: 763795219629

Hallmark Baby Holiday Penguin Plush Stuffed Animal with Red Bow

Hallmark Baby Holiday Penguin Plush Stuffed Animal with Red

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our large penguin plushes are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 4 different and adorable designs, these toys will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP3VPCI
  • UPC: 763795219711

Gund Winky Lamb Baby Rattle Stuffed Animal - Larger Size - and Premium Folding Greeting Card by Kimberly Anderson Collection - Bundle Two Items

Gund Winky Lamb Baby Rattle Stuffed Animal - Larger Size - and Premium Folding Greeting Card by Kimberly Anderson Collection

This is a bundle of two (2) items: Winky Lamb Rattle" by Gund and Kimberly Anderson Collection Folding Card and White Envelope. From the Gund Manufacturer: GUND is proud to introduce Winky - a precious little white lamb that's even softer than she looks! This rattle format makes fun shaking noises as baby plays for added interactive value and sensory input. Winky is also available in a variety of other formats, including plush toys, Huggybuddies, music toys, and more. Your child's safety is our top concern, so all babyGUND products feature embroidered eye and nose details. Machine-washable. All ages. About GUND: For more than 100 years, GUND has been a premier plush company recognized worldwide for quality innovative products. Building upon our award-winning and beloved plush designs, we continue to practice innovation by constantly developing new original and licensed designs to appeal to the next generation of customers. To that end, each one of our plush toys is constructed from premium materials for unparalleled softness and huggability. From the Kimberly Carlson Collection Manufacturer: Kimberly Anderson Collection cards are made of the highest quality material on a 4.25 inch by 5.5 inch folding premium gloss card with a white matte finish interior, proudly Made in the U.S.A.

  • Brand: GUND
  • ASIN: B01MPWQ6E2
  • UPC: 723260161389

Hallmark Baby Festive Holiday Soft Gingerbread Man Rattle

Hallmark Baby Festive Holiday Soft Gingerbread Man

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our holiday themed rattles are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 5 different and adorable designs, these rattles will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP2SU6I
  • UPC: 763795219636

Hallmark Baby Festive and Fun Holiday Red Happy Hot Cocoa Cup Rattle

Hallmark Baby Festive and Fun Holiday Red Happy Hot Cocoa Cup

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our holiday themed rattles are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 5 different and adorable designs, these rattles will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP2Y60W
  • UPC: 763795219612

Hallmark Baby Festive and Fun Holiday Green Happy Hot Cocoa Cup Rattle

Hallmark Baby Festive and Fun Holiday Green Happy Hot Cocoa Cup

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our holiday themed rattles are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 5 different and adorable designs, these rattles will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP339KE
  • UPC: 763795219810

Hallmark Baby Festive Holiday Soft Candy Cane Rattle

Hallmark Baby Festive Holiday Soft Candy Cane

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our holiday themed rattles are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 5 different and adorable designs, these rattles will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP2V29U
  • UPC: 763795219605

Hallmark Baby Holiday Penguin Plush Stuffed Animal with Stocking Hat

Hallmark Baby Holiday Penguin Plush Stuffed Animal with Stocking

Baby's first Christmas is a merry milestone for the entire family. Our large penguin plushes are the perfect way to bring out giggles, laughter, and smiles from your little one as you celebrate the season and the newest addition to your home. In 4 different and adorable designs, these toys will fill your halls and Baby's stocking with joy.

  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP3JCQE
  • UPC: 763795219728

Hallmark Baby Holiday Picture Perfect Fitted Christmas Crib Sheet, Mint Green, Holly & Candy

Hallmark Baby Holiday Picture Perfect Fitted Christmas Crib Sheet, Mint Green, Holly &

Baby's first Christmas is a joyful milestone for the entire family, and the night before St. Nick arrives and the excitement begins is an important time for your little one to rest up. Our crib sheets are the perfect way to ensure Baby is cozy and ready to snuggle up for a good night's sleep. With three different designs all patterned with spirited Christmas decorations, you're sure to find these sheets a festive and comfortable way to adorn Baby's crib this season.

  • Color: Mint Green, Holly & Candy
  • Brand: Hallmark
  • ASIN: B01KP4M5OE
  • UPC: 763795219582