Roses Are Pink, Your Feet Really Stink

Roses Are Pink, Your Feet Really

This Valentine's Day favorite read-aloud will prompt lots of giggles, as well as discussions on kindness and forgiveness. Gilbert is all set to write fifteen friendly valentine cards to his classmates. But how can he write a nice poem for the boy who tweaked his nose, or the girl who made fun of his glasses? Instead, Gilbert writes two not-so-nice valentines...and signs the wrong name on both!When his classmates read his poems, their feelings are hurt, and Gilbert's prank quickly turns into pandemonium. But with the help of a friend and an honest apology, there's always time for a change of heart on Valentine's Day.

  • Brand: Harper Collins
  • ASIN: 0688152201

Valentine's Rose

Valentine's Rose

It only took Tanner Valentine one look at her to know this rare Rose was his one and only. Growing the world's rarest and most coveted roses is this mountain man's obsession until he walks into her flower shop and his new obsession takes over. There's just one thing holding him back from staking his claim that ring on her finger.Rose Everhart spends her days arranging flowers. On this Valentine’s Day, she lets it slip that although she's send out thousands of arrangements to other lucky recipients, she's never been the receiver of flowers herself. What she doesn't know, is wearing her grandmother's scratched and worn rose gold wedding band has kept the hulky flannel wearing rose grower that's filled her fantasies for months at a distance for too long.Will these two unlucky at love introverts finally discover what it's like to discover your one and only? Only, will someone from Rose's past force her to retreat back into her solitary world just as she's beginning to understand the power of true love?Author's Note: This indulgent treat smells like roses and tastes like chocolate. Well, maybe not really. But if you like happily ever after and believe in love at first sight this sweet, filthy treat is just for you. Always safe, always smutty and utterly swoon worthy.

  • ASIN: B06WP47SV3

Forever Glass Rose with Poem ~ Valentines Day or Special Occasion ~ Say I Love You with this Handmade Glass Roses with Love Poems 5" Boxed by Greenbrier

Forever Glass Rose with Poem ~ Valentines Day or Special Occasion ~ Say I Love You with this Handmade Glass

Forever Glass Rose with Poem. Handmade Glass. Perfect for the any Special occasion and Valentine's Day. Approximately 5 inches in high.

  • Color: Red
  • Brand: Greenbrier
  • ASIN: B01AHFIQYO
  • UPC: 660335110616

lilliCraftGift 3D Pop Up Greeting Papercraft Cards with Envelope Loving Rose Flower for Valentine Birthday Thanksgiving New Year's Christmas

lilliCraftGift 3D Pop Up Greeting Papercraft Cards with Envelope Loving Rose Flower for Valentine Birthday Thanksgiving New Year's

3D pop up greeting cards,Romatic 3D Pop Up loving rose style,a special great gifts.

  • Brand: lilliCraftGift
  • ASIN: B01MXEOGBL
  • UPC: 762360369103

[UPDATED VERSION] Battery Operated 15 ft 30 LED White Rose Flower Fairy String Lights with Remote for Valentine's, Wedding, Bedroom, Indoor Decoration (Dimmable, Timer, 8 Modes, Warm White)

[UPDATED VERSION] Battery Operated 15 ft 30 LED White Rose Flower Fairy String Lights with Remote for Valentine's, Wedding, Bedroom,

EchoSari® Battery Powered Valentines Wedding Decoration Rose LED string lights with Remote 12 Month Product Guarantee Only From EchoSari, If you need Guarantee service, please directly contact the seller Specifications: Brand: echosari Bulbs: 30 Flower size: 6 CM Dia Style: Romantic Rose string lights Rose Color : Pure white Lights Color : Warm white Wire material: Pure Copper Light Mode: combination, in wave, sequential, slo glo, chasing/flash, slow fade, twinkle/flash, and steady on. (monitored by ON/OFF button and a remote) Total length : 450 cm/14.8 feet Lead wire length : 50 cm/1.64 feet Space between LEDs : 15 cm/6 inch Powered by 3x AA batteries (NOT INCLUDED) Can be used indoors or outdoors with caution. Timer Program Once selected, the lights will turn on in the pre-programmed timing sequence of 6 hours on, 18 hours off over each 24 hour period. Timing sequence will continue until switched off or battery power is depleted. Package include: 1x 30 LED Valentines Wedding Decoration Rose Flower String Lights 1x LED Remote Control

  • Color: Warm White
  • Brand: EchoSari
  • ASIN: B06ZYGRCLY

Gold Love Script and Rose Gold Balloons - Valentines Day Decorations and Gift for Him or Her - Rose Gold Foil Heart Balloons - Rose Gold Latex Balloons

Gold Love Script and Rose Gold Balloons - Valentines Day Decorations and Gift for Him or Her - Rose Gold

At this Valentine's Day, add a more romance to your celebrations with this beautiful set of LOVE Balloons to celebrate the season of love. Gift to your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife or Husband to express your love. What will you get 1). Large 36 Inch,Non-Floating Love script balloon banner. 2). 2 Rose Gold Foil Heart Balloons - 18 Inch. 3). 10 Rose Gold Latex Balloons - 12 Inch.4). 32 Foot Curling Ribbon (10 meters). 5). 1 Straw to inflate the foil ballloons Never hear any Balloons Popping sound again while blowing them as our Latex Balloons are made of the 3.2g material which is highest in the standard. Save Money and Reuse all foil balloons as they are reusable because it uses MicroSealing technology for better, stronger & longer lasting seal with a seamless beautiful appearance and helium support. BUY NOW ! TO GET THIS AMAZING & LOVELY SET!

  • Color: Love Script
  • Brand: KATCHON
  • ASIN: B078TKBKZR
  • UPC: 794965053156

GBSELL 50 Pcs Colorful Foam Roses Artificial Flower Valentine's Day Decorations Wedding Party (White)

GBSELL 50 Pcs Colorful Foam Roses Artificial Flower Valentine's Day Decorations Wedding Party

  • Color: White
  • Brand: GBSELL
  • ASIN: B01MT2SWTO
  • UPC: 650735029878

LEGO Rose

LEGO Rose

*A unique gift for that special someone. *Product is already built and sealed in the package- pieces are glued together.

  • Brand: LEGO
  • ASIN: B0036IRECA
  • UPC: 673419137973

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Rose!

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a

Our favorite lady is back and hungry for Valentine's Day treats!That lovely old lady has returned just in time for Valentine's Day. Now she's swallowing items to make a very special gift for her valentine!With rhyming text and hilarious illustrations, this wacky version of the classic song will appeal to young readers as they follow the Old Lady on a wild Valentine's Day adventure.

  • Brand: Lucille Colandro
  • ASIN: 0545352231

Chinatera Fashion Jewelry Rose Gold Plated Heart Zircon Earrings for Women Valentine's Day Birthday Holiday Gift (C)

Chinatera Fashion Jewelry Rose Gold Plated Heart Zircon Earrings for Women Valentine's Day Birthday Holiday Gift

  • Color: C
  • Brand: Chinatera
  • ASIN: B01KFEDCNM
  • UPC: 714890323339