Sex Checks: 60 Checks for Maintaining Balance in the Bedroom

Sex Checks: 60 Checks for Maintaining Balance in the

Who says money can’t buy you love? Issued by the “World Bank of Savings and Love” these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. The checkbook includes 30 IOUs and 30 UOMEs, making it easy for you to get back what you give. Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce (unless you’re into that)!

  • Brand: Random House
  • ASIN: 030745052X
  • UPC: 804551523120

Merry Dickmas | Penis-shaped Lipstick (One) | Funny Dirty Santa Christmas Gift | Naughty Gifts for Women | Secret Santa | Xmas | Stocking Stuffers Under 10 | Funny Gifts for Christmas

Merry Dickmas | Penis-shaped Lipstick (One) | Funny Dirty Santa Christmas Gift | Naughty Gifts for Women | Secret Santa

Penis lipsticks are the perfect gift for that girls night out, bachelorette party favor, divorce party, birthday, white elephant gift, or for any girl (or boy) who will get a kick out of (or be completely embarrassed by) rubbing a dick shaped lipstick across their lips! Definitely a gift to remember! WE HAVE MANY FUN QUOTES (visit our Amazon store for more) like: Much HapPenis, Dickstick, Lipdick, Dicklicious, Merry Dickmas, Happy Dickember, Ho Ho Ho, Nice & Naughty, Kiss the Miss Goodbye & many more! BUY TODAY! We ship fast and offer great customer service! LOOKING FOR FUN, SNARKY & UNIQUE GIFTS? Be sure to visit our store for Grown Folk PartyTM supplies that will leave your friends envious and wondering where the heck you find such great stuff!

  • Color: Reds, Pinks, Browns, Neutrals
  • Brand: Grown Folk Party
  • ASIN: B078BPMPS1
  • UPC: 764102955780

Funny Novelty Gifts TALKING SOCKS - TRENDY PRO IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME A GLASS OF WINE Novelty Socks for Women Cool Gift Idea for Wine Enthusiast Lover Sayings (2pack Bring Wine Naughty WorthIt)

Funny Novelty Gifts TALKING SOCKS - TRENDY PRO IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME A GLASS OF WINE Novelty

TRENDY PRO TALKING SOCKS: A humorous pair of white socks printed with red text on the bottom of the socks - this makes a great gift or an awesome way to communicate without saying a word while staying warm and cozy.DEAR SANTA SOCKS 2-Pack Gift Box Includes:One pair of IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME SOME WINE,One pair of I HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY AND IT WAS WORTH IT,Unique and funny DEAR SANTA Gift Box design with a note: "Dear Santa, I have been NAUGHTY, keep the gifts! Bring Wine! XXX"Material: 95% Cotton; 5% Polyester (for stretch)ONE SIZE FITS MOST: US Sizes 6 to 11, UnisexOTHER VARIATIONS:NAUGHTY OR NICE 2 PACK:IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M FEELING NAUGHTYIF YOU CAN READ THIS I AM FEELING NICEWINEspiration 2-PACK:IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME SOME WINETHIS WINE TASTES LIKE I'M CALLING IN SICK FOR WORK  MOOD SOCKS 3-PACK:IF YOU CAN READ THIS  BRING ME SOME WINEIF YOU CAN READ THIS  BRING ME A COFFEEIF YOU CAN READ THIS  BRING ME CHOCOLATEDEAR SANTA SOCKS 2-PACK:IF YOU CAN READ THIS  BRING ME SOME WINEI HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY AND IT WAS WORTH ITBuy with confidence: 30-day money back guarantee. You don't need to provide a reason to receive a refund!Click ADD TO CART to order your Gift Box before the big day comes around!

  • Color: 2pairs1BringWine2NaughtyWorthIt
  • Brand: TRENDY PRO
  • ASIN: B0776ZFXJM
  • UPC: 720260198926

Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll | Full Color Image | Funny Novelty Gag TP For Democrats & Republicans | 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 200 Sheets Per Roll | Hilarious Political Gift

Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll | Full Color Image | Funny Novelty Gag TP For Democrats & Republicans | 3

The Most Hilarious Take A Dump With Trump Toilet Paper Rolls - The funniest political gift TP now in full color! Are you a huge fan of Donald Trump? Do you detest the guy and want to watch his face stuck in the bottom of your bathroom toilet basket? No matter what your beliefs are, we may assure you that our hilarious toilet rolls will make everyone smile, whether they are Trump's lovers or haters! Witty Gag Gift Ideal For All People Out There Do you love Donald Trump? Get a roll! Do you hate Donald Trump? Get a roll! Our novelty toilet paper features one of Trump's puckered lips facial expressions, in all its glory, on every single sheet. Easy to be used, simply place a roll on the toilet paper dispenser and off you go! It will fit perfectly on any type of roll holder you might have.Democrats Vs Republicans Toilet Paper RollsLet the war between the democrat and republican parties begin while you are holding this printed toilet paper as a white flag! Spice things up at the forthcoming BBQ gatherings, picnics with friends and family occasions. All of your 3 ply toilet rolls are brand new and individually packaged. No worries there! What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

  • Brand: Gagster
  • ASIN: B01N1ZHCEB
  • UPC: 647356887048

The Naughty List

The Naughty List

"A great story, lively drawings, and a cast of unforgettable characters. What else could you want for Christmas? The Naughty List is a book for all seasons!" —Lincoln Peirce, bestselling author of the Big Nate series"Will keep kids laughing from start to finish." —Publishers WeeklyFans of the Big Nate and Diary of a Wimpy Kid series will love this laugh-out-loud funny Christmas adventure packed with comic illustrations.When Bobbie's hilariously bumbling efforts to save her brother's Christmas actually land him on Santa's Naughty List, she must travel to the North Pole to make things right again and save Christmas. Bobbie suddenly finds herself on an epic holiday adventure complete with rogue elves, dysfunctional reindeer, a lazy Santa, and more.

  • Brand: Fry Michael
  • ASIN: 0062354752

"Raining Men" - Bubble Dome Umbrella - Funny and Functional Valentines Gift Idea for Women or Men

"Raining Men" - Bubble Dome Umbrella - Funny and Functional Valentines Gift Idea for Women or

Bring some sunshine to your rainy day! How many times has your automatic umbrella failed you during that downpour and left you in the rain? Our manual design allows for you to release the bottom spring for easy gliding when opening and closing. The tie includes an easy snap to wrap your umbrella is ready to be put away for another day. The beautiful acrylic handle provides your hands with comfort.Quality, Practicality, and Happiness all wrapped into one gift! Why have it rain cats and dogs when it can be raining men? This umbrella makes the perfect gift for the special someone you have in mind! Watch their face light up as they open their new favorite necessity.Buy with confidence. We provide each and every customer with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason, just let us know and we are happy to give you a full refund.There is truly nothing to loose! Click "Add To Cart" now!

  • Brand: Maad
  • ASIN: B071XZ19T2
  • UPC: 653801989274

Same Penis Forever | Dick Shaped Lipstick (One) | Bachelorette Party Favors | Dirty Bridesmaid Gift | Naughty Bachelorette Ideas | Engagement Gift for Her | Gifts for the Bride | Newlywed

Same Penis Forever | Dick Shaped Lipstick (One) | Bachelorette Party Favors | Dirty Bridesmaid Gift | Naughty Bachelorette Ideas

Penis lipsticks are the perfect gift for that girls night out, bachelorette party favor, divorce party, birthday, white elephant gift, or for any girl (or boy) who will get a kick out of (or be completely embarrassed by) rubbing a dick shaped lipstick across their lips! Definitely a gift to remember! WE HAVE MANY FUN QUOTES (visit our Amazon store for more) like: Much HapPenis, Dickstick, Lipdick, Dicklicious, Merry Dickmas, Happy Dickember, Ho Ho Ho, Nice & Naughty, Kiss the Miss Goodbye & many more! BUY TODAY! We ship fast and offer great customer service! LOOKING FOR FUN, SNARKY & UNIQUE GIFTS? Be sure to visit our store for Grown Folk PartyTM supplies that will leave your friends envious and wondering where the heck you find such great stuff!

  • Color: Reds, Pinks, Browns, Neutrals
  • Brand: Grown Folk Party
  • ASIN: B076YZTXX7
  • UPC: 764102955506

1 Paint Your Own Porn Cookies! Erotic Paint Your Own cookies are the newest adult party fun!

1 Paint Your Own Porn Cookies! Erotic Paint Your Own cookies are the newest adult party

Dim: 4.5 X 3.75 (½ inch thick) Each comes with it's own brush and instructions! Please send us your need by dates!!! This is a large thick cookie! PLEASE MESSAGE TO SEE ANY DESIGNS NOT SHOWN!! 1 Cookie Super Cock Rider, Condoms, Doggy Style, Cocksucker, Under the Sheets, or Miss Simpson ALL COOKIES ARRIVE INDIVIDUALLY HEAT SEALED AND TIED WITH A TWIST TIE. Ingredients: Butter, Sugar, Egg, Sour Cream, Flour, Vanilla, Baking Powder, Baking Soda, Salt, Confectioners Sugar, Corn Syrup, Shortening, Marshmallows.

  • Brand: Naughty Cookie Box
  • ASIN: B01NAPUHAM
  • UPC: 691054649897

Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Banner - 21st Birthday Banner - 30th Birthday

Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Banner - 21st Birthday Banner - 30th

Let's be real. Your birthday party will not be complete without this happy birthday banner. You have searched for the perfect birthday party decorations, and now you have found your answer. Quality: Letters and accents are made from recycled cardstock and laced together with beautiful black ribbon. Funny, playful, and hand-strung...These bday banners are sturdy but not heavy and meant to be reused. Size: Each letter is a 4 in. diameter circle. The banner is 8 ft long and comes pre-strung with black ribbon. There is plenty of excess ribbon on each side, making it simple to hang. Letters can be moved closer together or further apart depending on your preference. Funny: One day a year you get to be f-ed up as you please. Notice the drunk birthday cake, as well as the fornicating bunnies in birthday hats. Yes it's funny and awesome. Guarantee: We stand by our banners with a 100% money back guarantee. If this birthday party banner does not make you and your loved ones smile, then your money back. Click "Add to Cart" now!

  • Color: Multi Colored
  • Brand: Sterling James Co.
  • ASIN: B015DB6EEG
  • UPC: 647923398397

Funny Coffee Mug Gift For Men Who Have Everything | I Like Your...15 Oz Ceramic Mug | Husband Gift from Wife | Valentine’s Day Gift for Him | Anniversary | White Elephant Gift | Gift Wrapped

Funny Coffee Mug Gift For Men Who Have Everything | I Like Your...15 Oz Ceramic Mug | Husband Gift from

Finally, A Naughty Coffee Mug For Him That Is Large Enough, Hilariously True & Already Gift-Wrapped! Can You Handle It? Looking for... ... a unique gift for your one-of-a-kind man? ... something he'll actually be proud to use every day? ... a hassle-free gift that ships beautifully giftwrapped to his doorstep free of charge? The search ends right here, right now, with our "I Like Your ..." ceramic mug! A gift guaranteed to make him laugh and stroke his ego. Hassle Free Washing Is For Real! Save your precious time and energy with our dishwasher safe coffee mugs! When it's time for washing up, simply toss them in the dishwasher and let it do the rest. No more colors fading away. No more lettering cracking and chipping off. This novelty mug is made to last! Plus, it's microwave safe as well. Warm or heat up any of your drinks in secs! Simple as that. Comfy Sipping Lip & Ergonomic C Shaped Handle! Whether you are drinking your morning coffee at home, a boosting green tea at work, or late night drinks with your pals on the front porch, this quality ceramic mug is the way to go! Forget about spilling accidents, small and inconvenient handles or rough drinking mouths! We've got you covered! Share some laughter and shock him a little! All you need to do is order the finest "I Like Your ... " ceramic coffee mug! What are you waiting for? Get yours today, before we run out of stock again! Scroll Up & Click Add To Cart Now!

  • Color: White Mug
  • Brand: Saltwater Blue Glassware
  • ASIN: B073T9LG5D