The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers

The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time

FATHERHOOD DEMYSTIFIED! Finally-a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies-just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as: * Cutting the Cord: The Moment of Truth * Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit) * Surviving Sleep Deprivation * Relieving Stress Without Booze * The Great Boob Irony * Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Getting Used to the Bodily Functions * Critical Survival Tips Never Before Revealed * Sex: Let the Games Begin Again...Finally * Dozens of Essential Terms Defined, Including Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup GRAB YOUR BOOTS AND STRAP ON YOUR HELMET! THE BABIES ARE COMING!

  • Brand: Hachette Book Group
  • ASIN: 0316159956

VIKTOR JURGEN Heat Knee Brace Wrap - Heated and Vibration Massage Knee and Joint Pain Relief Wireless Massager - Gifts for Mom/Dad/Men/Women

VIKTOR JURGEN Heat Knee Brace Wrap - Heated and Vibration Massage Knee and Joint Pain Relief Wireless Massager - Gifts

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONSProduct Name;Far Infrared Arthrosis Hot Massage ApparatusPower Source:110-240V,DC8V-1.5A(Battery 2000MA/H)Altemation Current:50/60HzPowerConsumption:12WTime:5.10,15 minutesVIKTOR JURGEN Knee Heat MassagerJade Stone and Heat :the carepeutic wearable arms and legs detoxifying massager is designed as a natural, healthy way of physical to help ease joint pain, muscle stiffness and joint swelling.Environmental Friendly Materials :The green benefits of bamboo charcoal is known that it has moisture removal and humidification function; it can absorb harmful matters; when it is heated, it produces minerals, negative ions, invisible infrared rays; and its warmth promotes proper body circulation and renewal. The result is to maximize mind and body relaxation. Combining the built in bamboo charcoal and jade stones, when the heat is activated, this device can effectively penetrate thermal energy deep into tissues on targeted areas such as knees, joints, arms, and legs.Adjustable Size :It uses high quality soft-touch elastic neoprene material, suitable for use with different girths of legs or arms and maximizing comfort on skin.Rechargeable :Powered with high capacity rechargeable battery for hands-free concept, it is wearable and workable while you are on the go; it heats up to its maximum level in just about 10 minutes. Its powerful vibration massage features with 3 selective working time (5, 10, 15 minutes); its heat function and vibration massage can work alone or simultaneously. With led status indicator on control panel and overheat protection, auto shut off when its heat reaches its maximum temperature. Its double secured elastic straps attach to knees or joints ergonomically and comfortably. Ac charger included. Fits girth of 18 inches or less.

  • Color: Black
  • Brand: VIKTOR JURGEN
  • ASIN: B01MRMB8WO
  • UPC: 603589564910

RainBowl Motion Sensor Toilet Night Light - Funny Unique Gift Idea for Him, Her, Men, Women & Birthday Kid - Cool New Fun Gadget, Best Gag Valentine's Day Present

RainBowl Motion Sensor Toilet Night Light - Funny Unique Gift Idea for Him, Her, Men, Women & Birthday Kid -

If you can have the COMFORT, FUN and SAFETY you need in your home, why miss out?Enjoy the benefits of adding RainBowl to your cart...It makes the life of you and your family easierBesides allowing parents to hot-wire their kids into actually loving to use the restroom, RainBowl also helps people all around the world save their marriages... It's all fun and games until you wake up hubby from his/her beauty sleep when going to the bathroom. Forget about stumbling around, being blinded by the big lights and asking yourself if you'll ever be able to see again.It's a game changer thanks to its awesome features Motion and light sensors: RainBowl works when (desperately) needed so expect it to turn and stay on only when it's dark and someone walks into the bathroom. To save energy the device will turn off 2 minutes after last detected movement. (Clapping won't do the trick but we're working on that feature)Hassle-free installation: Simply insert 3 AAA batteries (not included), adjust the exterior arm, place it on your toilet's rim & turn the lights offOne size fits all: You can mount this device on any potty or toilet or bathtub or swimming pool (JK about the last two)One button to rule them all: That's right... one button, 8 colors. They range from "Eye of Sauron Red" to "Interdimensional Portal Blue". You just have to press one button to freeze your favorite and press again if you want to restore color rotationState-of-the-art targeting system: Guys, imagine Luke Skywalker vs. the Death Star... times ten. Missing the target is not an option anymoreIt comes with reliable customer serviceIn case you've changed your mind about the product, let us know and we'll take care of the rest. Our item comes with a 30 day MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, no questions asked!

  • Color: 8 Colors
  • Brand: RainBowl
  • ASIN: B01J7YVZ6W
  • UPC: 041898976626

Personalized Gift for Dad Custom engraved baseball Bat Best Dad Ever

Personalized Gift for Dad Custom engraved baseball Bat Best Dad

Tell your husband/Dad how much you love him with this personalizd gift for dad This custom engraved baseball bat is a great gift for the special person in your life. This also would be a great fathers day. Remember.this special occasion with everlasting memories! Give this engraved wooden baseball bat as a thoughtful personalized custom gift for him . Even makes a great gift for daddy,uncle or grandfather or friend Our craftsmen skillfully custom engrave the baseball bat which is truly one of a kind gift that they will treasure for years to come. measures 19" L x 1.75" d Free Personalization is included : Please provide your personalized details in the Yellow Custom Now Tab Designed Exclusively by ©2015 DaySpring Milestones

  • Brand: Dayspring
  • ASIN: B01HA9N906
  • UPC: 803422671809

Elba-Macht Magnetic Wristband W/ Strong Magnets for Holding Screws, Nails, Drill Bits. Free Bonus : Magnetic Belt Clip ! The Complete Tool Gift Set Idea for DIY Work for Handyman, Men / Women (Black)

Elba-Macht Magnetic Wristband W/ Strong Magnets for Holding Screws, Nails, Drill Bits. Free Bonus : Magnetic Belt Clip ! The

Magnetic Wristband & Tool Belt Clip Holder - Complete Gift Tool Set - 2 Pack Save the hassle of losing your small tools or walking around while working on DIY projects. Complete projects in half time and with a handyman friend who is always by your side holding out important tools for you. Our stylishly designed Magnetic Wristband for tools is a must have gift for Handyman and do-it-yourself men and women. It is very comfortable to wear with soft and breathable padded mesh. You can now focus on completing your project rather than wasting time in searching for lost objects. This Magnetic Wristband for holding tools has 10 Super Strong NEODYMIUM MAGNETS which allows you to hold tools like screws, nails, pins and small hammers close to you on your wrist. You can strap it on your wrist or lay it flat like a tray for quick assembly. It is made of finest quality material for your comfort. We are also giving a special free bonus to our customers. Get our Super Strong Magnetic Tool Belt Clip Holder in addition to your Magnetic Wristband to hold heavier objects on your belt. This makes the work easier and you can easily hang screw drivers, nose pliers, claw hammer, corkscrew, measuring tape or scissors to it. Buy this all - around Magnetic DIY Complete Set for men women who are dealing with:  House maintenance  Home improvement  Construction  Carpentry  Auto mechanics repair  Sewing  DIY projects Click the 'Add to Cart' button to enjoy this best value magnetic gift set today!

  • Color: Black
  • Brand: Elba-Macht
  • ASIN: B01IJ8LRK6
  • UPC: 766008249673

Gift for Mother - Gift for Father - Gift for Brother and Sister - Gift for Aunt - Gift for Uncle - Gift for Friends - Yoda Best Dad Ever - Yoda Best Mom Ever - Yoda Best Brother/Sister/Uncle/Aunt Ever

Gift for Mother - Gift for Father - Gift for Brother and Sister - Gift for Aunt - Gift for

Our mugs are produced to the highest standard possible to ensure you receive a quality product that you will be truly satisfied with. We use the best quality sublimation inks and mugs available to ensure a sharp image that will not fade or scratch off. ✿ This listing is for ONE 11 oz or 15 oz printed coffee mug. ✿ A RIGHT HANDED mug means the design will be on the opposite side of the person holding the mug on their RIGHT HAND for others to see. And a LEFT HANDED mug is just the opposite. ✿ Microwave and dishwasher (top rack) safe ✿ Design is permanently printed - NOT a cheap sticker or vinyl ✿ All mugs are wrapped within a protected foam box or cardboard box for safe shipping ✿ Tracking number will be provided once the order is shipped.

  • Color: White (Mug)
  • Brand: Daisy Chain Online
  • ASIN: B073JMWCKW

Mens Gamer Dad Video Gaming T Shirt Gift Online Gaming Player Tee Medium Navy

Mens Gamer Dad Video Gaming T Shirt Gift Online Gaming Player Tee Medium

  • Color: Navy
  • Brand: Play Video Games T Shirt Gift Shakz
  • ASIN: B0771BDJCB

DA.. DA.. Dad Daddy - Best Dad Ever Spoon - Coffee or tea spoon - Dad Birthday gift - Best Selling Item - Fathers Day Gift - Star Wars Gift - Customized spoon - Fathers day Gift for him#SP_029

DA.. DA.. Dad Daddy - Best Dad Ever Spoon - Coffee or tea spoon - Dad Birthday gift - Best

This high quality stainless spoon engraved as "DA.. DA.. Dad Daddy" using industrial standard engraving machine, so the impression will remain forever even after billion washes.Spoon size: 7 inches tea size spoonDA.. DA.. Dad Daddy, the engraved one will be one excellent item for giftingWe are the manufacturers and we have sold more than 1000 spoons globally. We know what you like; we have so any collections of gifts. So kindly check our other designs and book art designs.Featuring: Personalized Gifts, motivational-gift, self-confident-gift, stamped spoons, unique gifts, and self-gift, vintage gift, Christmas gift

  • Brand: signatives
  • ASIN: B0778NLR2C

Dad Magazine: America's #1 Magazine for "Pop" Culture: 100-1

Dad Magazine: America's #1 Magazine for "Pop" Culture:

Packed with dad jokes and parenting humor, this parody "magazine" is the perfect gift for Fathers Day or cool dads anytime. This hilarious dad-centric satire is the first "magazine" written exclusively by dads, for dads! Complete with hard-hitting feature reporting (“What’s Going On with Your Neighbor's Lawn?”), in-depth lifestyle articles (“How to Talk to Your Son About Growing A Beard”), fashion tips (“Buying Shoes on eBay: A Guide”), and insightful opinion pieces (“These Smoke Detectors Are Too Damn Sensitive, If You Ask Me”), this is the perfect faux periodical for dads of every age, facial-hair style, and sandals/socks combo. Photos, illustrations, and humorous (fake) advertisements throughout showcase all the frustrations, failures, and funny moments that make up the face of modern fatherhood.

  • ASIN: B0138NKIP2

National Geographic: Herod's Lost Tomb

National Geographic: Herod's Lost

Explore and search the wonders of King Herod`s lost tomb in this stunningly scenic Hidden Object game. With over one thousand objects to discover, it’s time to start digging up some fun!

  • Brand: ValuSoft
  • ASIN: B001VINJAI
  • UPC: 755142731816